Online Fortune Telling: Your Son Has Another Dad

Chapter 561 - 559: Unlucky Old Zhu

Old Zhu listened to Lu Heng’s words, then looked at the barrage of comments sliding across the screen, and felt completely numb.

He opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but didn’t know what to say.

As for his friend Old Zhang... there were even fewer words to describe him!

You’d say this guy’s decent, right?

Well, he is pretty decent; when he failed at matchmaking, he was willing to take him to a nightclub for fun.

But if you say this guy is outrageous?

He really is outrageous!

He actually hooked him up with a nightclub hostess who had HIV.

As the viewers said, it’s a good thing the police timely broke in to bust the place.

Otherwise, he might end up as an HIV patient in the future.

Thinking about this, Old Zhu couldn’t help but sigh and shake his head repeatedly.

What a headache! What a headache!

But just based on this, it shouldn’t take until he turns forty to find a suitable woman to marry, right?

Curious beyond endurance, Old Zhu asked again, "Old Daoist, is it because of this that I took so long to find a marriage partner?"

Upon hearing this, Lu Heng gently shook his head and said, "Of course not because of this!"

"This incident was just a minor episode of you and your friend with the last name Zhang fooling around in nightclubs."

"I brought it up to liven up the atmosphere in our live stream room..."

Hearing this, Old Zhu was speechless at once.

Goodness!

He’s using my embarrassing stories to liven things up, huh!

The viewers laughed so hard they couldn’t keep their legs together after hearing this.

"Old Daoist, you’re really good at livening things up!"

"Look at Old Zhu, his face is turning blue."

"Brother Zhu, look on the bright side, not everyone gets caught by the police at such moments."

"Why are you bringing that up now? Don’t worry, Brother Zhu, at least you didn’t contract HIV!"

"Old Zhang, though he’s decent, still seems a bit unreliable."

"Brothers, I have a bold assumption! Could it be that Old Zhang knew the nightclub hostess had HIV and set Old Zhu up with her on purpose?"

"This... this... how is that possible? Would a friend really trick him like that?"

"Afraid of friends living poorly, yet also afraid of friends driving luxury cars!"

"People need comparisons! Old Zhang married a divorced woman with a kid included, needs someone worse off for comparison!"

"Do you think Old Zhang’s willingness to marry Xiaoli in the future has anything to do with Old Zhu?"

"Quite possibly! From Old Zhu’s initial storytelling tone, he seemed inclined to keep the child."

"Damn! This has been hinted at for so long already?"

"You guys are overthinking it, don’t create tension between Old Zhu and Old Zhang."

"There’s still a chance! According to the Old Daoist, there were several nightclub hostesses that night, how did he end up with one that had HIV?"

"No way! If Old Zhang really wanted to harm Brother Zhu, all he’d need to do is get him drunk and have that HIV-infected hostess take him away, problem solved!"

"But if he did that, wouldn’t it be too obvious?"

"Yeah, once Old Zhu finds out he has HIV, he’d most likely suspect Old Zhang’s intentions in getting him drunk."

"I’m amazed! A minor episode has been turned by you guys into a conspiracy!"

"Exactly, the Old Daoist already said, it’s just a minor episode, where are all these conspiracies coming from?"

"Hiss..."

Seeing the crowd’s discussions, Old Zhu couldn’t help but take a deep breath.

Although he and Old Zhang have been friends since childhood, knowing each other for years.

But he’s not really sure if Old Zhang would purposely set him up like this.

Because a few years ago, Old Zhang had a conflict and confrontation with another childhood friend and classmate of theirs.

As a result, Old Zhang used schemes to trick the other person, causing him to end up in jail for three months.

Old Zhang seems broad-minded, but in truth, he’s as petty as they come.

Anyone who has ever offended him, he’d find ways to get back at them.

Because of this "previous record," that’s why Old Zhu is suspicious of Old Zhang’s true intentions.

The viewers seem to be lively in this discussion, but none really take this conspiracy theory seriously.

But Old Zhu, who truly knows Old Zhang, is already drenched in sweat right now.

He made up his mind that no matter what, he needs to be extra cautious in the future!

Be wary of Old Zhang, the schemer!

At this moment, Lu Heng spoke up again, "Regarding your experience, Young Friend Zhu, your friend with the last name Zhang feels deeply guilty."

"So he took the initiative to invite you to enjoy a one-stop dining and bathing experience."

"Originally, he wanted to arrange some special services for you."

"But after the lesson with the HIV nightclub hostess last time, you couldn’t forget it for a while, so you refused his arrangements."

"The friend with the last name Zhang understands your feelings, so he didn’t push it any further."

"A few days later, he invites you and a few other friends to a newly opened bar."

"As you and your friends are drinking happily, you suddenly feel a strong urge in your bladder and head to the restroom."

"When you return, you notice a familiar back view."

"You get a little closer and realize it’s Xiaoli, Old Zhang’s wife."

"Xiaoli, with her big belly, is laughing and chatting with a young man."

"Sensing something wrong, you immediately inform Old Zhang of the situation."

"Upon hearing this news, a drunken Old Zhang flew into a rage and quickly led you and the others to where Xiaoli was."

"Soon, you all got into a conflict with that young man."

"At first, you thought having more people would be an advantage, but unexpectedly, the young man was also there with his friends."

"As the young man’s friends joined in, the scene became chaotic."

"The bar owner reported to the police as quickly as possible, but before they arrived, you were hit on the back of the head with a beer bottle."

"All you felt then was excruciating pain at the back of your head, followed by darkness, and you knew nothing more..."

At this, Old Zhu blinked a few times.

Listening to the Old Daoist’s account, he got a beer bottle smashed over his head, right?

This is really some bad luck!

After a slight pause, Lu Heng continued, "Throughout the entire brawl, only you, Little Zhu, got hit in the back of the head and was sent to the hospital."

"As for Old Zhang and the others, they only had some scratches and bruises, nothing serious."

"..."

Old Zhu was truly at a loss for words.

After all that, he was the unluckiest one in the fight!

Everyone else was fine, but he went to the hospital with a head injury.

No wonder the Old Daoist advised him against going out to fool around with Old Zhang at night!

First, it was the HIV nightclub hostess, and now he got his head split open in a fight...

Damn, going out with Old Zhang seems to bring bad luck only to himself!